Respect that the artist kept the tiny hands and unattractive silhouette at least.

Ooohhh so that’s where they put the T1 Trump phones

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Thou shalt have no other Gods before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images

You would think a Pastor would have a serious problem with that. Only in Trumps America.

Evangelical pastors are bullshit. They have no doctrine, no structure, no guidance, they make up whatever the fuck they want as long as it brings in money.

Evangelicals are the black-and-orange-wrapped-taffy-candy in the halloween candy dish. They wave a book and say “Jesus” and dumb people follow them.

Psalms 115:4-8

• But their idols are silver and gold, made by human hands.
• They have mouths, but cannot speak, eyes, but cannot see.
• They have ears, but cannot hear, noses, but cannot smell.
• They have hands, but cannot feel, feet, but cannot walk, nor can they utter a sound with their throats.
• Those who make them will be like them, and so will all who trust in them.

#nottheonion