Donald Trump will not attend his eldest son’s wedding, reportedly taking place in the Bahamas this weekend.
After telling reporters Thursday he was going to “try to make” the intimate ceremony between Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson, but that it was “not good timing” because of the Iran war, Trump confirmed he won’t attend.
“He’d like me to go,” Trump said. “I said, ‘You know, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.’”
“That’s one I can’t win on,” Trump said in the Oval Office when asked if he planned to attend his eldest son’s wedding. “If I do attend, I get killed. If I don’t attend, I get killed by the fake news, of course.”
Nearly 12 weeks into the Iran war, Trump is facing record-low approval ratings amid the public’s growing discontent over the high cost of gasoline, groceries and other everyday expenses – all impacted by the president’s war in the Middle East.
100% chance he goes golfing this weekend.
If it’s a no-win either way, why not do the honorable thing and go to your son’s wedding… nevermind I forgot who we were talking about
What about Biden? He’s not going to Don Jr’s wedding either. Why isnt the media reporting on that?
Won’t matter. He’s invincible. Shit just rolls off him and onto the Democrats. This is the media’s doing.
LoL. Only Trump can find his douchebag son’s wedding a no-win. Christian values yo.
i really enjoy his reason for why he doesn’t want to go. i hope he maintains that level of trepidation for the rest of his life. for our morale.
i think trump should build a bunker and just stay in it until he dies of whatever festering STD, dementia, or other health ailment he earned. for security.
“It’s not good for me” to a son’s wedding.
Spoken like a true narcissist
I’d almost feel bad for them all being raised by generations of narcissists if they weren’t all falling so willfully easily into the narcissistic hole themselves.
Those golf courses aren’t going to play themselves
He did not get awarded a nobel peace prize.
Sure enough he’ll get the dad of the year award instead
FIFA dad of the week award
Of all the things the buffoon does that he rightly gets killed for, taking time off to go to his son’s wedding isn’t one of them.
It’s way worse that you’re skipping it bud
Can you imagine the outrage of the right wing if Biden or Obama did that.
He probably has to stay close to the white house for medical reasons.
Reminds me of when they released that voice-mail in the run up to the 2020 election to try to smear Biden. You could feel Biden’s compassion in the voice-mail. The right just doesn’t understand what that is or thinks it’s a weakness.
I thought he was implying that going to another location would drastically increase his chances of conditions incompatible with existence.
There’s no money in it for him
Yeah, I mean he’s played golf like 44 times or something.
It’s nice to know that he cares as much for us as he does his own son… kinda touching really.
Ivanka already had RSVP’d with her Plus One, anyways (and it wasn’t him!!!)
Weird that the non-war that’s now past the sixty day limit without congressional approval is still taking up his time.
We were on a break!
He’s probably mostly uninterested in anything Iran and will probably spend more time talking about that stupid fucking ballroom.
I take comfort and occasional joy at the knowledge that these people are small and miserable.










