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minus-squarevodka@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIf we remove NOAA, there won’t be any more hurricanes.
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoNo no, that one’s different. Hurricanes are created by making Jesus cry by touching yourself, and you’re not supposed to look into the eye of god. So we stop looking by getting rid of NOAA, and we stop the hurricanes by stopping everyone sinning. And I’m kinda scared about how plausible that sounds.
minus-squareTony Bark@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months agoAir Force One pilots: “sir, remember when you got rid of NOAA?”
If we remove NOAA, there won’t be any more hurricanes.
No no, that one’s different. Hurricanes are created by making Jesus cry by touching yourself, and you’re not supposed to look into the eye of god.
So we stop looking by getting rid of NOAA, and we stop the hurricanes by stopping everyone sinning.
And I’m kinda scared about how plausible that sounds.
Air Force One pilots: “sir, remember when you got rid of NOAA?”