Apparently, Markwayne Mullin is named after his two uncles. My guess is one of those uncles is actually his dad. I don’t know which one, and neither did his mom.

Markwayne Mullin is a giant pussy, that’s why he never served in the military but likes to make believe that he’s a soldier

Whatever lie you need to tell to stick your tongue up Trump’s ass, no?

Aaahh, those good ol’ Christian values. Lie your ass off to enrich yourself, always suck up to the crime boss, little children are free use… Oh, to be a Christian in the USA… USA! USA! USA!

So imagine that he IS car jacked. Someone presumably approaches his car and reveals a gun.

Does he… draw a gun every time someone approaches his car.

Draw a gun every time someone approaches his car while black

Use spider sense to figure out who the car jacker and shoot them first like John WIck

Have a 99% chance of being in a position wherein the thug has their gun drawn whilst he doesn’t ensuring the act of attempting to draw will result in him getting shot.

Obviously someone could car jack you with a knife or even just a threat of physical force with their fists if they caught you outside your car but once you are in the car and buckled up I would assume short of a gun you would literally just lock the door and drive. If you are worried about being physically dragged out of your car the seatbelt would actually help.

Also most car jackings involve the bad guys actually approaching the car. If you DID want to do “something” the something would be shooting them.

Is he imagining jumping out with his fists of fury and chasing the fleeing thug and anticipating the belt slowing him down?

Good

Another problem that eventually will resolve itself. Idiots like these will likely not heed other traffic safety rules like this stupid maximum speeds and such so soon enough he’ll fold himself around a tree, ironically becoming one of those tree huggers he hates so much

wait til he flies out the front window, into a tree, or into the street.

TOUCH THAT STOVE

Bet he doesn’t fear getting jacked on the DL by dudes on grinder though

I hope he gets exactly what he deserves.

In his defense, Sen. Markwayne Mullin is — and always has been — a gigantic coward with no respect for US law or his fellow Americans. He is genuinely scared of everything and everyone around him.

My ex always refused to wear a seat belt in Ubers because it “helps prevent being abducted by sex traffickers”. He was a 6"3" 450lb black man. I don’t think the seat belt would have made much of a difference.

Apparently it was some nonsense he heard on TikTok. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the same.

Same person…

Sounds like a self-correcting problem to me.

https://youtu.be/JneugiWREAQ

These fucknuts work themselves into a panic over they’re own propaganda.