

Yes, absolutely unequivocally YES
Won’t happen though, not for a second
The world will burn up and the rich will be the last to die, but at least at last, they will burn too.
Yeah, I’m cynical as hell but what’s left these days? I grew up on a steady diet of one hero after another chosing to do the right thing and sacrifice themselves if they had to, because they were the one who could make the difference. So in the real world we have politicians and rich assholes, and they’d all sacrifice their own children before themselves. Nobody will stand up anymore so yeah, were fucked.
And a EULA that makes VERY clear that, even though you bought this cat, and even though you paid for this cat, it’s not your cat. You’re not allowed to repair it, you’re not allowed to make it better or nicer or change it, and be aware that the price of your service contract, initially a small amount will steadily rise each year until it’s completely unaffordable, at which point if you decide to stop paying, your cat dies.
Man, we live in an awesome world today.
Also, do not buy this shit. Buy an actual dog and care for it FFS