• pyre@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    is this a joke? what is it based on? there’s no way he forgot the name of the ocean.

    I’m certain he didn’t know it in the first place.

  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    The One Big Beautiful Obituary is coming.

    Wandering around. Forgetting things. Now he’s talking about getting into heaven.

    • leftthegroup@lemmings.world
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      5 days ago

      Please, before he’s executed or dies. My soul needs him to experience the opposite of everything he loves. Having that fact finally put to rest so that (the least-deluded cultists anyway- face it we all know that the cult will just say “fake news” to any credible evidence that points to him doing anything bad at all, no matter how concrete and solid any proof is) people will finally start seeing him.

      I need him to experience bankruptcy, open mockery by everyone in eyesight (not that he probably has much of that), and get raped. Preferably at the same time. His final moments should be him getting fucked by some object (I wouldn’t wish it in as person lol) that says “made in Mexico” or “made in El Salvador” or even “made in Russia” while being pointed at and laughed at by a huge crowd (aka bigger crowd than his biggest rally) while being served some kind of financial woe papers. His kids in attendance as well, with Melania roasting beside him.

      Unless some huge conspiracy comes out that she is the ultimate victim of some uber traffic plot. I don’t know enough about her to say, but I’m fairly sure so far that she’s deserving of this treatment as well.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    5 days ago

    Its not the calm one or the dark one or the bloody one. Its not America’s golf of the brown Canada. Its not the one between Japan and China or the one by the Philippines or the one that sounds like it has its own mythology movie about fish guy. I don’t know?!

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    Do you know how many damn fucking oceans there are? Did you know the earth is mostly water? Why would he memorize every oceans name? He’s not a fucking cartographer!

  • VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu
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    6 days ago

    There is nothing strange about old people forgeting things.

    There is something absolutely heinous about people who rape children.

    Stay focused.

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    6 days ago

    This leads me to think renaming the Gulf of Mexico was because he couldn’t remember the real name and everyone in the room went along with it

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      6 days ago

      Or someone corrected him, so naturally, he doubled down by writing “GULF OF MEXICO” on the map with a sharpie.