they’d actively campaign for mango mussolini’s third term before they let AOC win the nomination. fucking ghouls.

ok, taco. can’t wait for the day he walks this back and act like he’s on top of things

mice don’t pay taxes dumbass

not relevant but i like Rubio’s tiara here.

not from there but in principle i don’t care how chill they or any so-called royals are. they shouldn’t have the position even in name, not to mention probably having a ton of shit they never earned.

good. please don’t stop until he’s destitute.

speaking of which, he has such a cool name. both first and last.

when people chanted his name before his victory speech it was like a scene from a movie. kudos to Tish James for hyping people up like crazy. played like a transcript:

“They said he doesn’t have the right name!”

BOOOO

“Well now they all know his goddamn name!”

crowd erupts, mics explode

MAM-DA-NI! MAM-DA-NI!

“what’s his name?”

MAM-DA-NI!

“what’s his name?”

MAM-DA-NI!

“what’s his name?”

MAM-DA-NI!

… repeat

has he stopped “accidentally” naziing?

they’re straight violent criminals. there’s no proof any of them are working for the government. I’m just surprised in the US of A where people fantasize about shooting each other only the entire time they’re awake or dreaming have not yet shot masked randos kidnapping people off the street in broad daylight.

don’t know about Amazon but certainly not her Prime

yeah about 9 surgeries ago

if you take averages with the ungodly wealth disparity you will make faulty conclusions. Americans don’t go to the doctor unless they’re pretty sure they’re dying.

I’ve seen someone break their leg and beg people around them not to call an ambulance because apparently emergency is also not only paid but also obscenely expensive. ask Americans about affordable healthcare, affordable education, affordable housing… or affordable eggs.

yeah all the worst parts without any of the benefits, like education or healthcare

weak

“secret police” huh. awkward turn of phrase. i wonder if there was another, more concise way to refer to them. you know how they say the German have a word for everything…

but it’s also the land of many Luigis, so there’s hope

wow that doesn’t sound completely fucked at all

1972… the pride and joy of the united states, richard nixon

panel 3 is not only superfluous but completely hurts the flow and the humor

what