Then you’d get Speaker Mike Johnson, who bent the rules of time and space to declare that the entire year is just one day so they don’t have to confront Donald’s abuse of power, but they still get paid for the whole year. And also started the House’s vacation early so they didn’t have to vote on the release of files on Donald’s best friend. And has this weird thing where he apparently forces his son to get a notification whenever he’s watching porn. Says it’s for accountability or some shit, but could get around whatever system they’re using easily, so probably just turns him on.
Trump has a heart attack while eating a hamberder and suffocates Vance under him
Then you’d get Speaker Mike Johnson, who bent the rules of time and space to declare that the entire year is just one day so they don’t have to confront Donald’s abuse of power, but they still get paid for the whole year. And also started the House’s vacation early so they didn’t have to vote on the release of files on Donald’s best friend. And has this weird thing where he apparently forces his son to get a notification whenever he’s watching porn. Says it’s for accountability or some shit, but could get around whatever system they’re using easily, so probably just turns him on.
Well. Let’s call that a stroke of fate.