Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?
Maybe if you want to go to heaven do something that has even the slightest positive impact on the world instead of constantly doubling down on making everything shittier…
Or if you really wanted to seal the deal you could turn yourself and all your cronies over to the justice system for your innumerable crimes and be held accountable.
Jk there’s no such thing as heaven.