• sramder@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    OMG!

    Show your support for the new right by getting a reverse-hitler shave job 🤣

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      17 hours ago

      On a related note, the Amish “beard and no mustache” came about because early on, the British Army required mustaches, and the Amish wanted to be sure that they weren’t like people who make war.

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        12 hours ago

        The army required muataches? How long?

        I think they still can wear mustaches to some degree, a prick mustache is always a good career move in the violent Arts. It also is the last piece of facial hair to go Gray so people like to Showcase that part.

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        14 hours ago

        I’ll buy that for a dollar!

        Really? I want to believe this so badly that wasn’t an intentional X-Files reference.

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      18 hours ago

      One of my biggest fears (well, I only think about it when I’m shaving, but you get the idea) is that my electric razor dies before I’m done and I end up with a hitlerstache. I always do that part first, just in case!

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        12 hours ago

        Spare thought about the people with the cleft upper lip, when the razor is dull that part doesn’t get shaved as much as the rest of the face so the person gets a 5:00 Hitler shadow later in the day.

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        16 hours ago

        In the army when I was in, you could only go to the edge of your mouth. Fuck, I need to even it out. Fuck, I went too far again…I need to even it out…oh, oh no. Fuck it I’ll look like a child for a week.

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          13 hours ago

          I’ve come so close to ordering that weird guide thing you bite down on… but Gibson just ruined it for me. I think it was like the evil sysadmin at blue ant had one or something?

          It’s just been way to long since I read a book… not that one specifically, it’s just making me nostalgic for books now.

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        14 hours ago

        You’re not alone, 20% of hipsters facial hair styles are directly attributable to this phenomenon!

        That goes up to a whopping 40%… south of the equator.

        Which makes this 60% of a global warming joke.