President Donald Trump, who has been pressing allies to help safeguard the critical waterway, fumed on Tuesday that the U.S. is not getting support “despite the fact that almost every Country strongly agreed with what we are doing, and that Iran cannot” be allowed to secure a nuclear weapon.
“Mum. MUM. MUMMMMMMMMM!”
“WHAT?”
“Clean me. I’ve did a whoops in my pants.”
“Again? Oh FFS.”
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two minutes later
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“MUMMMMMMM.”
“WHAT?”
“Clean me. I’ve done another whoopsy. It stinks.”
“NO, clean up your own mess.”
“OMG, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. I’M GOING TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO TELL THE WORLD HOW YOU WON’T CLEAN UP MY SHIT!”