Maybe they’ll launch a new Nobel Prize in Grift.
They don’t give Nobel prizes to dumb motherfuckers
Maybe he should shoot for something more attainable for someone of his capability, like a Darwin award
Isn’t he out of contention since he has already reproduced?
I’m willing to give him a participation trophy
“I deserve all the Nobel prizes in a most bigly way! Literature, Art Of The Deal is a masterpiece! Very good. Math and economics, I knew exactly how much to borrow from the Saudis! Frankly I’m very smart. Physics, medicine, who needs that woke crap? Bleach cures everything! I’m pretty sure I’m the greatest man who ever lived. All real Americans think the Nobel Prize should just be called the Trump Prize, believe me.”
He doesn’t even deserve one.
He could try running the Russians out of Ukraine, stop Israel genociding and restarting USAID in Sudan, saving millions of lifes. There are many projects he could take on. But he is not even trying. It’s difficult, i know. But if you want a medal; you need to at least participate.
He should win the opposite of a Nobel Prize. Like how the razzies (which he has won a few of) are the opposite of oscars.
He should get a Darwin award.
Sadly, he spawned. 🤮
They have the Ignoble Awards but I don’t think he qualifies for that either.
Ig Nobel Prize https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobel_Prize
You still have to put in some real work to win one of those. They don’t just hand them out for whining in the media.
Let’s call them prison sentences and I agree.
His mouth looks like an asshole and it always spews shit
More like the vagina of an elderly cow.
I hope you have worked as a vet on a farm, otherwise I don’t want to know how you have this knowledge.
I hope he lives just long enough for them to give a Nobel prize to whoever fixes the humanitarian nightmares he’s creating. He deserves to see all his bullshit unravel in front of him.
I do not wish that. At all.
I do want the unraveling.
Well, I didn’t say that I also hope he spends the rest of his days locked up in a cell, Hannibal Lecter style. Which I do.
Love this for us.
In some situations, it’s hard to tell if correlation indicates causation. Why the right wing doesn’t win Nobel peace prizes is not one of them.
Henry Kissinger: famous liberal
The best thing I can say about Kissinger is that he’s dead.
The worst thing about being an atheist is knowing that he isn’t rotting in Hell.
Demented rapist says he deserves five Nobel prizes. 34% of the country cheers.
Maybe he should become more liberal then. Be better than whatever the fuck he is now
the only way that fucking idiot should get one is if he jumped into a wood chipper and amid the global celebration, a sustainable peace broke out.
if he jumped into a wood chipper
After pushing Vance and Johnson in
I’ve heard that the Nobel people were thinking about giving Trump one in two weeks … but they are going to wait until the last second to decide.
