Nah, he lacks both the warmth and the depth.

There’s no pictures of me with Epstein, I think that counts for something.

The problem is you’re trying to apply logic to magic. Magic doesn’t do things logically, it just does them.

People always think “Military Grade” means “Top of the Line” and not “Made by the lowest bidder with every shortcut to maximize profit”

eSsEnTiAl WoRkErS

Beavis looks pretty good as a woman!

I mean as far as religious teachings go, “Stay alive as long as possible because there is only eternal torment awaiting you” is a pretty decent thing to get people to try and follow.

I feel like I know this story & it doesn’t end well for the soft, squishy humans.

Comments that make me wish I had aphantasia…

“The clock is broken, but it’s currently right.”

Something can be wrong 99% of the time. Pointing out the 1% doesn’t make the other 99% good, or that 1% wrong as well.

If they took over, there wouldn’t be so many humans producing trash.

Yes there are more than 100 angry people, but just because you’re angry doesn’t mean you’re violent.

You’re on the wrong track, I’ve seen this particular abusive relationship before.

This is Trump saying “If I can’t have you, no one will!” and it ends with a murder/suicide…

Only the blue parts

The first question I want him to answer is “Do you swear or affirm to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”

She still sounds illegal…

Papers, please!

They’ll just revoke her citizenship, then come and arrest you for knowing her…

Don’t worry, he can still be president with a record like that!

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