Wait, I thought we hated Shopify? (Cause of the data breach.)

Really? What’s your favorite custom ROM for modern iPhones?

Oh my sweet summer child. If you really believe this, then you haven’t spent much time around conservatives. I was raised by them. Nazism was/is taken lightly, like a silly joke (that’s why you saw so many people smiling and laughing at Elon’s Nazi salute at the inauguration). Never seen as a serious threat—even today—as it starts to actually become one. The vast majority of conservatives are either in denial over the rise of Neo-Nazism, or are just straight-up Nazis themselves.

Joke’s on both of them; as a dude I find butchy and/or androgynous girls to be extremely attractive.

Faux News isn’t news, so what’s your point?

To be fair, 15-25 years ago that was a thing. Phones in the 2000s had a setting to add a signature to the end of your texts. I think it stemmed from custom signatures in web forums (the thing everyone used before reddit killed them off). Regardless, everyone I knew used that feature, except Boomers, cause they couldn’t figure them out yet. We’ve since done a complete 180°.

So bombing Palestinian children is okay but he draws the line at Iran?

Seriously, why the fuck is this news?

As someone raised by conservatives, they absolutely do believe such nonsense. Remove the sarcasm, and you sound exactly like my dad.

Why are moth memes coming back?

I never understood why they’re a thing.

I’ve literally never heard anyone call it anything other than a “grocery store”. I’ve know if the word “supermarket”, but I’ve never heard anyone actually say it in public in my 38+ years on planet Earth.

Today is the 20th, and don’t remember anything of note happening a few days ago…

Then why did 60% of Gen Z vote for Trump?