Surprised his hands are big enough to pull up those big boy pants.

It kind of is seeing as that is 58m acres of trees being removed an contributing further to climate change that effects everyone…

No they don’t. They did what was best for their reelection fund.

This was my favorite part!

Seize his illegally aquired assets first!

Nah, new limited edition Chicken Doritos Locos Supreme Ruler edition that gets topped with a generous layer of ketchup. Also available in child size for those with tiny hands.

They should start giving fake info.

Like gov Walz and his blue ribbon piglet?

Hey my Iowa neighbors! Do you really still believe at this point that your Republican reps have your best interests at heart? I would love to come over there and hit the river boats and shit again, but not while you keep voting for trash like this self-centered greedy cunt and old man Grassley. Treat yourselves better than this, you deserve it.

Love, Your cheese supplying friend.

Go back to Cancun and never come back asshole.