GDP is largely a bullshit metric anyway.

Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.

The first economist says to the other “Ill pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.

They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “l pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.

Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, “You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. can’t help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing.” “That’s not true”, responded the second economist. “We increased the GDP by $200!”

He was cheering the invasion and said Putin was a genius for timing it when he did or whatever.

Dude, I was watching live coverage of the 01/06 proceedings and saw the early breakouts of the problem and then the devolution of it.

Wanna know why I was watching such a boring, non-event? Because everyone with a Twitter account, the ability to read, and a pulse knew that Trump’s supporters absolutely were going to try something on 01/06.

If I knew there was a good enough probability that something would go down that I was watching live coverage of what’s typically not even something anyone ever talks about, the event was completely and utterly predictable.

I never had the U.S. switching sides on my bingo card.

I don’t know why anyone was caught flatfooted by this when it was clear to anyone paying attention that if Trump was elected, his plan to end the war was to hand control of Ukraine over to Russia.

This was as obvious and predictable as the January 6th insurrection.

Yeah because that’s how prosecutions start…by dumping troves of documents into the public domain so that we can do a citizen’s arrest!

These breathing MAGA bots moonlight as fucking clowns.

They should like… Be politicians though. We get they can’t pass legislation, but be fucking politicians.

Republicans out of the majority make you sniff their shit daily and are all over the news cycle. Democrats seem to think it’s ok to just say they’re concerned and send me fundraising emails.

With the help of newsrooms like yours, NBC.

“plan”

Yeah the hypocrisy is deeply baked into the culture.

Whenever I watch a true crime show where they start out with “and they’re good, churchgoing people who could’ve expected this?” I’m like 🙄…me, that’s who.

“Makes no sense” is the perfect tagline for the entirety of a second Trump term.

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