YO MIKE

Is your boy Trump helping you out with your legal fees?

I thought you were going to get a spot in his administration for all the help you gave him.

I’m sure he’ll get around to it.

Anyway, have the life you earned, cumstain.

Poor Mike went from snorting cocaine to now snorting Ajax cleaner cut with Ajax cleaner.

You just know there are people he burned in business back on the 80s that are just enjoying the absolute shit out of this guys non-stop never-ending downward spiral.

Guy hasnt had a good day since January 6th 2021. Even in this administration.

He took it we all saw it. His lumpiness has been served!

After much back-and-forth, Lindell finally grabbed the papers and tossed them on the floor.

Fool. He accepted the papers. No one cares that he then littered. She won.

Ah yes, because professional process servers are “deranged leftists” now.

“What they’re doing is illegal!”

“Sir, you’re being served with papers for a crime you’ve committed”

“I don’t have time for this, I’m on TV!”

He reminds me of Charlie’s creepy lawyer uncle on Sunny! Little thiccer in the midsection but there you have it

After much back-and-forth, Lindell finally grabbed the papers and tossed them on the floor.

Thats awesome! There’s now video proof he was served and he can’t deny he never wasn’t.

Process servers take note of this. If you want your target to accept the papers, simply have a second person attempting an interview.

…only to pick the documents off the floor when the cameras were off.