Just when you thought the bar couldn’t possibly be lower…
What do Trump and a limbo stick have in common?
“How low can you go!”
And people are saying he’s trolling.
Even if he was I love how these “Christian’s” are like he did mean it.

Trump did not write this. Either he’s dead and someone else (probably Miller) wrote this or he completely lost his mind.
Think you’re right. As stupid as this is it’s far too coherent to be a trump rant. This has angry middle class big truck small dick energy.
Yeah no way this is actually Trump. It feels very different from his normal vernacular and cadence.
It wasn’t written with caps lock, that’s a give away at this point.
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That’s an N dash. They are named that way because of how wide they are.
So your assessment is wrong. Since everyone knows M dash is the one only AI uses, and AI didn’t learn to do that from humans who do. Nope.
It’s from an AI, comprised on a model based on trumps prolific posting past. trumpAI.
Not even at Easter do MAGA abstain from the White House special flour.
What a demented piece of shit
“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.
Could you imagine the reaction if any other president wrote the words “Praise be to Allah”?
Inb4 he kicked the bucket earlier this weekend and shits fucked
- Dumbledore asked calmly on Easter.
Agent of chaos.
The Deep Logic of Solar-Capitlism vis-à-vis the Tellurian Lubricant is on full display.
Mashallah, does Trump not know that Islam abhors idols? What does he hope to accomplish by leveling cities but the inbringing of Allah’s endtimes? To build is to be Christian, but desertifying is to be Muslim; this is why the deeper the West goes into the M.E., the further Islam spreads.
I saw the screenshot and it was so unhinged, so absolutely batshit crazy, that I just naturally assumed it was a meme someone generated.
25th Amendment NOW.

He really somehow manages to keep out-doing himself…it’s staggering.
That doesn’t sound like his typical cadence. I don’t think Trump wrote that.
I understand an apostrophe is used to replace the terminating letter ‘g’ in a verb ending in “-ing” to indicate informal, colloquial speech or dialect - and that its use represents the omission of the “g” sound.
Nice.
I just didn’t think Pedophile Felon Drink Bleach Trump made much use of the apostrophe in general, but perhaps I’m mistaken.
The irony was when reading the post, the apostrophe was what made me question if he wrote it. I was surprised he knew how to use an apostrophe or where to find it on his phones keyboard. That was my first thought about the person Americans elected to lead their country. Says a lot and I am American.
“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.
praise be to Allah… we know who’s bribing him this week
Regardless of partisan views it is well past time for Congress to do their fucking jobs and impeach this maniac.
What good does impeachment do? They stay in office after they’re impeached, nothing changes. It’s just Congress throwing a fit. It gives them a chance to go on record for or against Trump, but we all know the score there, so that’s pointless, too.
Impeachment is the first step in bringing formal charges against the president. Assuming they have the will to convict (still a massive assumption at this point), it would represent a decisive move toward ending Trump’s presidency.
Fine, he’s convicted of something. Who will show up and physically throw them out on their ass? It would take military action, “boots on the ground”, to do that. I don’t expect that will happen. So, it’s all for show, no matter how much paper gets shuffled.
The way I see it, the only hope we have is if many of the top brass in our military are quietly plotting against them, holding on to their office, and biding their time, waiting for them to defy the election in 2028.
I would definitely trust this person with the nuclear launch codes.
The football was hidden from Trump in his first term, IIRC.
Are we even sure he’s still alive?
The only F-word I need from Trump “Files”, as in “Epstein Files”.
Tuesday is war crimes day
Like he has had to have stepped over a religious line right? Can we finally get some religious zealots to end this guy’s entire bloodline?

















