Hey DOGE, I think I found some waste,fraud, and abuse. Fulfill your mandate and stamp this out.
What a smart use of American tax payer dollars… celebrating Trump’s fucking birthday as if he wasn’t rich enough to throw his own fucking birthday party.
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Sounds like a great place for a giga protest.
Nah trump will claim everyone was there for him and there wasn’t a protest.
They shut down USAID over allegations of waste totalling $57,000.
Think of how much one of these North Korea style military parades would cost.
Just sayin’
Don’t show up, even to protest. He’ll just say everyone showed up for him. Let him have his audience-less parade like a retarded North Korean despot.
If it leads to a cake-cutting ceremony involving a sword (like the USMC birthday), one member of the military may be standing there next to him, blade in hand, with the words “…all enemies, foreign and domestic…” ringing in their head and the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible in that situation.
Can’t wait to see the roads collapse because of this stupid fucks hubris.
Having a hundred thousand protesters suddenly show up and block the parade would be incredible. Trump would either be forced to stop his birthday parade and look weak or try to retaliate against peaceful protestors on a widely televised event.
