“For an 80 year old fat fuck that’s never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he’s good.”
Well he’s alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning
as normalabove expectations.
Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
The shape of a gummy bear
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Supposedly it’s not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it’s emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.
it’s like he doesn’t know what the words “good” or “shape” mean.
I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
Like what else would they say? Nope he has cancer and Alzheimer’s. Won’t last the term. Even if it were true, their not going to say it.
That’s an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
Covfefe for everybody!
They need a comission of medical geniuses to rewrite the report in a way that sounds remotely healthy.