The taxPAYers
It’s in your job description. Don’t complain /s
Next up, we turn The Ellipse into the Circus Maximus. I mean, it’s already got the right shape for the chariot races.
Pussy-slapping contest
That made me snort my morning coffee. LOL
Does not matter when Americans will just take the beating. Other countrys stand up and fight back to a point but not the USA.
Oh look another armchair hardass advocating that I suicide by cop and leave my family with nothing 🥱
President Comancho going to make an appearance?
Hard pass
It’d be sick if this was actually Terry Crews replying.
He’s too good for this tackiness.
Well you can have an Idiocracy President-Camacho-style-intro without lights and stuff.
Bread and circuses, now with 90% less bread!
This isn’t for another couple of weeks what are they doing. Also, this is pure white trash.
Oh! That wasn’t a joke?
That’s state fair. No, county fair, no, that’s… Have you ever seen the way Filipino families throw huge parties for their kids? Like, two hundred people come over to watch a dude whose eyes can’t focus drool onto a slice of pie, which sounds an awful lot like my average breakfast now that you don’t mention it (drool and pie yum!), and celebrate the mother and father but really the mother surviving that first year. Honestly I’ve been a little jealous as soon as I learned about the cultural tradition, as the most I ever got did for my birthday was someone burnt a hotel. Okay that kind of is a lot. Well okay we were at a hotel fire and threw an impromptu gig, calming a panicky crowd and were given a promise that we could come back and book some for free if we ever wanted. I really should take them up on that, those rooms are expensive and not in the United States.
But anyways this bullshit up there looks like the chintzy end of the fourth birthday party a rich Filipino family threw for their two year old that year.
