Some are theorizing the president’s sudden desire to get into heaven may be tied to a still-secret health issue.

Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?

  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pubEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I’m sure he’s probably trolling again. But I do enjoy the thought of him having a small glimpse of clarity about what a piece of shit he’s been his whole life. Full clarity from a narcissist like that would be too much to ask. If he ever saw himself clearly for even a second, he would never stop throwing up.