The president fumed that Maryland Gov. Wes Moore’s invitation to perform light cardio was “nasty and provocative.”

Donald Trump huffed and puffed online after Maryland Gov. Wes Moore challenged him to walk the streets of his state.

The 79-year-old president lashed out on Truth Social on Sunday at Moore’s “nasty and provocative” invitation three days earlier to join him for some light cardio in Baltimore, calling the city a “crime disaster” and threatening to deploy National Guard troops.

Trump was so angry about the public safety walk invitation that he suggested he may pull federal support for rebuilding the city’s Francis Scott Key Bridge, which collapsed last year.

  • Aimeeloulm@feddit.uk
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    1 day ago

    lol…feed him up with big macs stuffed with meat from the heart attack grill first, he prolly wouldn’t make it a couple feet before his heart gives out XD

    • cute_noker@feddit.dk
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      1 day ago

      I think we should explain that McD has a drive in for people walking, that might tickle his pickl

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Its because he would have a heart attack and literally die.

    Dude’s circulatory system is very obviously failing.

    • Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      I do wonder if even an evemt that was mistaken as an attempt on his life could cause enough stress to end him. He seems so frail. A secret service tackle would probably break a hip.

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
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      2 days ago

      He believes everyone has a set amount of energy to burn and that working out would bring him closer to death. He’s said so publicly.

  • canajac@lemmy.caEnglish
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    2 days ago

    The shitheads that voted for this imbecile, moronic, man-child are now going WTF did we do? My medicaid is cut, the groceries are more expensive, my quality of life has not gone up. But my pres is a lot richer than he was 9 months ago.

  • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish
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    2 days ago

    When this fucker finally kicks it, I feel like it’s literally going to be the special edition ending of Return of the Jedi in America.

  • tree_frog_and_rain@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I’d like to see some women Democrats challenge him to other fitness activities.

    Considering he bragged that he could beat basically any woman at any sport, because men are just better.

    Hit him in his ego and his fragile masculinity.

    And hopefully God and a heart attack will do the rest

      • Soggy@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        1 day ago

        I much prefer harm reduction to punishment. “Justice” is overrated, just let the monsters die and get out of the way as fast as possible.

    • Aimeeloulm@feddit.uk
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      2 days ago

      I think at this stage I would prefer something more concrete like a shit ton of snipers all shooting at him simultaneously so we can count on at least one round to do it’s job 👍

      Im no expert in bullets, but maybe something large calibre and could explode/fragment so would make a nasty mess of what passes for human flesh be in order and do the world a favour 😉

      • tree_frog_and_rain@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        Yeah, but that would make him a martyr.

        Him keeling over from a heart attack because AOC beat him in a foot race would really drain the swamp of a lot of toxic masculinity.

  • mhague@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    He should send NFT Trump, the version of himself that’s fit and young and much less orange.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    “Scream at him Mr. Trump. It’s working! There are only 9 out of 10 people still asking about the Epstein files. Last week it was 10 out of 10. The tide is changing, sir! I honestly think you’ll get away with all of the heinous shit that you do and did!” (One of Trumps handlers, probably).

    • Burninator05@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 days ago

      Which is a little surprising. If he walked his assistants would have more time to place his ball where he meant to hit it instead of where he did.

      • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        The people could have easily not voted for a vindictive man child rapist.

        Strange how you have to fight child molesters in some Pizzaria without a basement.

        How these richest fascists on earth are somehow going to get rid of the deep state.

        Strange how there must be pedo pictures of Trump somewhere in Putins safe, Bibi has some copies too… Would explain the lap dog behavior.

        Strange how somehow it’s the Democrats fault and all. MAGA rather fights some problems in fantasyland/narnia than looking at reality. Everything they accused anybody of is done by their people

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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        2 days ago

        He is the most prolific traitor in American history, worse that ALL the other American traitors COMBINED.

        Any list of his negative character traits should START with Traitor.

      • dickalan@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        Troll bait baby. You know you have a new account indicator next to your face lol. I probably do, but that’s because I don’t like my identity being one name

        • marsza@lemmy.cafeEnglish
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          2 days ago

          Huh? They actually did vote for Trump. What does a new account really say? Not much.

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
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            2 days ago

            You do also know that we can go look at their profile and see you are completely full of shit, right? You seem not to know many things.