Linux is better.
They don’t own a printer then. Or any IOT device. Luckily, the same goes for me.
ok who the heck uses windows servers? I don’t think even microsoft does.
Just about every government and business. I’m guessing you’ve never had a job in IT.
“They made fun of my router settings!” sobs
Haha, this book keep popping back up.
Oh so it’s a pop-up book?
Removing the word “windows” in the last frame and also “your dad installs it for your dumb mom” to “your parents install a server. Maybe your mom does it or your dad does it. Maybe you can also help!”
Teaching “children” that technical artist are for dady to do is so cringe.
Those two little changes and it becomes a readable story.
I agree the language should be adjusted but it doesn’t say or even imply the mom is dumb, that’s a little bit of a stretch.
I redid this book once, changing words and some pictures to make it for Linux server. I wanted a book that made sense.
You still got a copy? I’d love to share it with some people
Maybe. I’ll have to see if I can find it. It’s been a few years, but I hope I do still have it. If I do, I’ll share it
Swap windows home server for server on the last page and you’re done.
Until your kid is 7/8, then you need to explain why one server isn’t enough and you need a second server somewhere else for the same reasons it shows a server being important when the computer gets pee on it.
A children’s book sponsored by Microsoft… No
I thought this was just an elaborate shitpost. that’s so unfortunate.
Damn, I thought you were joking
they had me until
windows home server
They had me u til “your dad installs it”
It’s clearly the old Microsoft. Current Microsoft would be “Microsoft windows azure home server 365 copilot+Server cloud” (yes it says server twice)
Yes, but current MS Azure+buzzwerds actually works.
WHS was as very, very bad layer on top of NTFS.
Yeah. I justo wanted to make a joke. Srry
Your server isn’t working today.
This is because Microsoft wants you to finish setting up your PC that has been running for ten years.
WHS wasn’t working then either.
It was an awful piece of software, you were better off just pirating Windows Server 2003r2 Standard and using the software raid5 over the WHS flaky overlay system.
I wonder if there’s some technical benefit to it. Being familiar with Windows is one benefit ofc but not a technical one.
Man with a hammer rule definitely applies to SAs. If your skills are in Micro$oft then every problem is best solved with MS, even when it isn’t.
I tried to come up with a gender-neutral way of saying ‘man with a hammer’ and failed. Please make some suggestions for me.
A person with a hammer? Why does it need to be difficult :P
Or just go with direct address
“If your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.”
Yup, that’s the form I’m familiar with. Most idioms avoid gender entirely.
“When you’re MC Hammer, every problem is a nail”
Everytime is hammer time
This is a AI meme right?
It is not. The source is linked in the post.
It is not, its been a thing since circa 2008
unlikely, there’s a full book version linked
But it’s so absurd lol, someone got paid to make this and they did it in full seriousness,
Like stay at home server, buying your wife a server because you love her, and other kids who will make fun of you for it are jealous of your server like wtf
according to other comments it’s basically an ad for buying a Windows server (yuck)
I am of the mind that servers belong in restaurants.
Like… Why do I need someone to take my order and bring me a meal at an office?
Of all the American vernacular for job titles, “server” is probably the one that makes my poor Aussie brain glitch most frequently. While you’re wondering why people are bringing you a meal in the office, I’m looking at the same sentence and wondering why diners are being forced to work as sysadmins over dinner.
What’s wrong with “server”? They serve you food, much like a computer server serves files.
I think it’s much better than “waiter” (which we also use) because I want them to bring food, not wait.
It makes me think of a machine, not a person. I prefer to just use “staff”
Because we’re busy!
I mean, I make fun of my home server all the time - its 2 old computers screwed to a wall.
I knew someone who threw away a laptop because the screen broke.
They see junk
I see a new home server with built in ups, just rip off the screen.
The “built-in UPS” is gonna degrade real quick, based on my experience
I think it depends by the manufacturer and how they programmed the charger, I got two HP ProBook that almost exclusively got used when plugged in and after a decade they can still last over two hours, instead my Thinkpad t42 with the same usage pattern now just barely holds enough for shutting down the system
As it should be! Lol
This is cute except for the windows name drop. Is this book a Microsoft ad?
yeah, this is just child abuse
Those parents deserved to be mocked. Poor child
Yep, was literally made as a marketing stunt.
I’m pretty sure it came out around the time of Windows home server
Correct.