Ok. So here’s your new CO. His name is musk. Elon musk. He has 0 military experience or training. And you are being deployed next week. Go get em tiger.

I don’t get it. Why?

I assume they are going to be given the rank of commissar.

Get used to it. The United States of America has become something we won’t recognize.

so the guy who hates soldiers and avoided obligatory service with a shameless medical issue is now injecting suits into it in a further act of denigration.

Sad expectation, unfortunately.

Great, so they’re legitimate non-civilian targets.

Great, more PowerPoint soldiering, that’ll help.

Hey Grok, what is fragging?

In another thread about this, people were calling this fake because of the source.

Edit: The source wasn’t Gizmodo.

Oof.

FUCK THIS TIMELINE

Imagine having seen combat and suddenly having to take orders from some coddled millionaire man-child that’s cosplaying as commissioned officer

The worst boot louies brought to you by right-wing DEI

"They’ll work on helping the Army acquire more commercial tech, though it’s not clear how conflict-of-interest issues will be enforced, given the fact that the people all work for companies that would conceivably be selling their wares to the military. "

They’re doing it for the corruption. Instead of the Army picking the best technology, the CTO of Palantir will be ordering the Palantir contracts.

Next step is for Trump to fire the Generals and replace them with Maga CEO’s.

America gets one step closer to a service aristocracy.