Text: ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmasked cars with no uniforms or identification, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they’re ICE for days afterwards.
Image below the text: a man in white shirt and black tie and glasses, with a raised hand, as if trying to get someone’s attention.
Text on that image: who had “Glitter bombing the Gestapo” on their bingo card?
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Cue glitter being declared a weapon of mass destruction.
More like weapon of mass fabulousness!
You look so luxurrrious!
They are not ICE agents, they are bounty hunters from paramilitary groups paid by ICE to do raids.
That’s why they are covering their faces, tattoos, wear mismatched military gear that you can buy online and act like they are not trained (because they aren’t)
Get a paintball gun with the paint balls filled with that permanent dye banks use for bank robbers.
Beet root boiling water is a very stubborn dye to wash off too.
Yes, and then die when you’re shot because you pointed something gun-like at them.
That’s a rad idea.
Hell yes
Your time has come
Me. I was saving actually doing it for like September (back to school sales would save me a fuckload on glitter) but I guess I wasn’t creative enough and gotta think up something else.
Gotta hit 'em with a stink bomb they won’t be able to wash off for days
Smells like pig in here
smells like bullshit in here
soap and water will wash it away just fine
While I applaud the idea, won’t this land you an assault charge?
You’re probably getting the assault charge anyway for giving them mean looks; may as well get some glitter in there while you’re at it.
Do consult your lawyer before throwing glitter bombs at masked, not uniformed kidnappers that might or might not be ICE agents.
Just because ice don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s wrong
Because ICE doesn’t like it means it’s so right.
Only if you get caught
So, glitter bombs without glitter to avoid the charge?
No, no… the non-giltter bomb definitely still needs a charge. The bigger the better to avoid making the not-glitter too densely focused, aye?
Assault and battery of a police officer and destruction of property with malicious intent.
https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2024/6/5/harvard-glitter-attack-charged-felonies/
Depends on how fast you can run. Though the thought of a drive-by glittering on an e-scooter also makes for a pretty fucking funny mental image.
Gotta do it from high up. Top of a building with multiple escape routes. Wide area glitter dispersal. Gives time to escape.
They are gonna arrest you just for standing there. Might as well go down swinging
Glitter paintballs or a wiffel bat filled with glitter or an aluminum bat coated with glitter glue!
No fighting fascism without risk
Each person have a different amount of risk they are willing to take but the important part is to fight
You complete me.
Not if you aim for the eyes.
Technically, it would be battery.
No ICE member is complaining about this, nor is it happening. This is just some random on the internet desperately wishing it would happen and catch on, which it won’t for many obvious reasons.
You must be super fun at parties!
Oh no! Did my pointing out how ineffective this would be against the growing tide of fascism throw cold water on your infantile idea which you had to pretend ICE cares about? Silly me, I’ll let you get back to planning how to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.
Okay ,so if they covered in glitter, they’re ICE. If not, they’re kidnappers for god knows what. I think it’s imperative people be able to distinguish their kidnappers, since the federal government is unable to do this.
Shit! An ICE agent!
No honey, I am a stripper.
It’s even worse during pride month !
Cover them both in glitter. If you can’t tell a kidnapper from an ICE agent they should all go to jail.
Send them all to El Salvador and sort it out later
me walking out of a strip club after getting a bunch of dances: I’M NOT ICE! I’M JUST A PERVERT!
If I lived in an area where these thugs were operating and was concerned for my safety I’d consider carrying something like This long before I’d consider glitter. Let these thugs explain to family & friends why their faces look like blue/purple raccoon masks.
Wow, those are cheap!
That ICE agent’s name? Albert Einstein.
tyrannical problems require fabulous solutions
Use paintballs next. Give em some good ole’ PTSD.
I was thinking aquarium dye.
We used to use tar and feathers… Oh how we’ve fallen as a civilization.
Honestly, this is way better because of the implications of what they’ve been doing. Also, their neighbors will know to avoid them.
I imagine one of them going home, getting a side eye and trying to claim “no, I was at a stip club, honest.”
