and productive conversations with Iran and he will order the military to postpone any military strikes against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for five days.
Trump’s move followed a threat by Iran to attack Israel’s power plants and those supplying U.S. bases across the Gulf region if the U.S. targets Iran’s power network.
He thought he could get iran to sign an NDA to keep raping them. Ha!
Fuck Reuters. There were no talks
Trump: I will wait five days before I commit some more fuckin’ war crimes
Jesus fucking Christ, America. Drag the fucker out back and deal with him already.
Best part is Iran is saying they haven’t talked to anyone so he’s just a fucking bitch.
I keep waiting for him to inadvertently trip down those steps and pull a Chevy Chase.
It was an empty threat the whole time.
Iran says he’s lying and there have been no discussions with any US representative. Pretty clear ploy to rig the markets; expect another empty threat on market close Friday
How to tell if Trump is lying:
Is he speaking?
If yes, he is lying.
This entire presidency has been one big grift after another. The amount of laws broken and the amount of embezzlement is staggering. From Noem’s 250+ million advertising campaign to Trump literally paying himself hundreds of millions in legal fees no administration has ever come close to this level of blatant corruption.
This isn’t even getting into the stock market manipulations and crypto scams.
TACO
Five days, AKA market close for the week
Mmmm tacos
His announcement reminds me of the fake Hitler broadcast on Hogan’s Heroes where they proclaim Germany is winning rhe war but negotiations are happening lol.
That’s pretty much it, because the IRGC said that they have had no communication with trump.
TACO’d again.
Sounds like someone sat him down and explained what those desalination plants do.
He couldn’t care less. They probably told him to calm the markets instead.
They don’t make salt??
“Den why’d dey call it da’ salination plant?”
I’m not sure Trump would care very much about that, what difference does it make to him if a bunch of Muslims don’t have water?
He might even see that as a win/win.
To Trump it’s all about the oil, and increasing oil prices making it harder for him (Republicans) to win the mid terms, even with all the cheating they have planned.He definitely cares about what the Saudis want, it’s a big part of why he’s in this mess. He’s taken billions in bribes from dangerous people.
He doesn’t care about the people for sure, but the people who pull his chain need that water.
Or Trump just claims the Saudis could do more to help, and their failure to do so makes it their own fault.
Doubt he cares in that regard but probably did when someone mentioned that without power Iran oil can’t get produced, and that’ll cause prices to jump even higher.
I imagine the people who chop up reporters and put them in suitcases have reminded him.
Iran?
