She sells magical crucifixes and has warned of consequences from God for those who don’t stand with the president.
The president’s spiritual advisor, Florida-based televangelist scammer Paula White-Cain, said at a book-signing event this week that saying no to Donald Trump is the same thing as saying no to the Christian god.
While speaking during the event, White-Cain recounted how the president asked her to join his Evangelical advisory board before his 2016 inauguration, saying, “He’s got a strong persona, don’t get me wrong. Don’t start a fight with him.”
“Why would the evangelicals come out and vote for him?” she asked before saying that “God told me to” join his advisory board.
“Because one thing I said, ‘I’ll never do politics,'” she said. “But when it came down to it, it wasn’t about doing politics. It was about an assignment. To say no to President Trump would be saying no to God. And I won’t do that.
The fact that people think Trump has a soul is alarming. His existence alone should disprove god.
I’ve often heard Americans say that one of their greatest strengths is how bipolar they are (with a more positive spin). Well now we’re seeing the insane side in control of everything.
The manic side, I guess?
And Democrats are the depression (mental, not economic) side.
That makes their red (seeing red) vs blue (feeling blue) make sense, too.

I’d like to know which one of the writers of The Boys has an actual working crystal futuretelling sphere. I have some questions about a lottery.
FOR real, although they cleverly write their script and make changes based on current political and global situationts while shooting the show.
Turns out White-Cain is actually Cain, and we are all Abel being betrayed for doing our best. Let’s hope that curse from God doesn’t wipe out the country and sticks to just these traitorous jerkoffs.
I mean, While trying not to be a Reddit atheist here, if there is a Christian god there’s no way they aren’t a fascist god. Lmao. Look at the state of the world! It’s the classic “either God is not omnipotent or is malevolent”. With a god that allows this kind of untold suffering, possibly even creates it according to these Christians on earth, why would you even need Satan ? Would Satan also not be a good angel for, you know, dealing with every single bad person that’s ever existed for all of eternity? Idk I went to church way too much growing up
You’d think at some point his base would start thinking he was the antichrist but no
Well, yeah… Did everyone not see that image he posted?

Oh, shoot, sorry… This is the one Iran posted in response to his post. Just freeze it at the first frame, everyone. Let’s be adult about this.
Réal American Jésus would have used a folding chair.
I didn’t know that was posted by Iran, is that true? Hilarious

Some people, like this lady, need medical care.

Tell me you’re gonna burn in Hell if it exists without telling me you’re going to burn in Hell if it exists.
She’s nothing more than a Mammonite that has mutilated her face.
Her official business, Paula White Ministries, has told its followers that it can “assign an angel” to those who pay the ministry $1,000. The angel will allegedly “give you long life” and “be an enemy to your enemies,”
Yeah but then it becomes a bidding war. What if someone else already paid for a divine hit against you? God loves everyone but loves cash even more.
Of course these scam goblins love Trump.
That’s basically indulgences for protestants without even claiming to be about after you die.
Also, sub divine spiritual beings willing to accept payment in exchange for enmity towards one’s enemies are typically not angels. Magic practitioners who work with angels aren’t doing that shit, and the ones who do that tend to go to demons, unaligned spirits, or gods.
God wants dollars. God wants cents. God wants pounds, schillings and pence.
“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
"But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!” - George Carlin
Christian Curses! Get 'em right here folks!
Wanna live forever, see your enemies destroyed?
I guess it has been a long time since I went to Sunday school.
maralago face is real
God has a nice warm place for her and all the rest of them
Here’s some real Christianity for you:
Christ said it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Slime balls through the centuries have tried to weasel their way past this simple truth with convoluted and ahistoric readings of Christ’s words. But at the end of the day, the historical Jesus was a poor person. He hung out with other poor people. His friends were beggars, lepers, prostitutes, and social outcasts of all sorts. He lived like a poor person. He spoke like a poor person. He lived with other poor people. If you wanted to join his club, the first thing you had to do was give away all your wealth. He said rich people don’t go to Heaven, and he meant it.
There is no such thing as a moral billionaire. There are no billionaires in paradise. Trump and his cabinet are a carnival of the Damned. I do not claim to know what level of wealth damns a person. But by the time you’ve hoarded enough wealth for a thousand lifetimes, you’re certainly past that point. There are no billionaires in paradise. In the end, every last one of them burns.
Hell and the devil aren’t even part of Christianity per se, it is something the baptist popularized as they are pagan concepts.
There are no billionaires in paradise. In the end, every last one of them burns.
Sometimes I really wish I was part of the cult so I could believe this. As it is I can only settle for that primal fear every person has to experience as they know they’re at the very end. The Great Equalizer. But yeah, until then they’re going to live fantastic lives off of our labor. Not quite as satisfying as an eternity burning.
Don’t worry, they get their punishment after they die wink
Other real Christianity~
Christ will return leading a Holy Army that will murder everybody who doesn’t bow down to Him and accept Him as Lord, many millions upon millions will be killed… and they won’t even have peace in death, as Christ will condemn them to eternal torture with Hellfire, as He will all who won’t worship Him who lived before, unfathomable tens billions of souls, all tortured forever and ever.
He’s gross. He had some good points, but He’s no moral authority on anything













