Take Colorado with you!
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We’ve already petitioned Canada about adopting us since Trump was elected, and they responded positively! They consider us their favorite neighbor of all the border states. 🥰
Granted, it was a joke in response to Trump’s tariffs, but still… (Source)
You gotta out compete Vermont and Maine for that title. A solid 1/3 of homes I drove by had Canadian flags out in VT.
The Michigan/mid-west accent is straight up the stereotypical Canadian accent lol.
Sure, bud.
eric andre grabbing at the fence shouting to be let in
Awww please take PA too. Philly is cool.
not with your ATV-redneck parties in the streets
Reminds me of the people saying ‘china please liberate occupied California, send 200 dong Feng missiles and build intercontinental high speed rail long live ccp’
Please take NYC and Chicago as well
Did you not look at the map?
Our public education does not allow us to look at maps outside of America. This shape is strange and terrifying to me.
Imagine.
Donald declares war on Canada.
Straight away all those states secede from the union and declare independence (States rights!)
Canada claims them all as allies.
TACO bell end Trump backs down.
States join Canada.
Donald declares war on Canada.
As a Canadian, no thank you. California and New York would swallow us and we’d become “liberal United States”
Hey you could always move to Texas and enjoy a conservative life. Too hot? Alaska then.
Then California goes to Mexico.
What about Alaska then? Or Minnesota?
Considering how much of Canada is inhospitable, that math seems generous — not even bringing up Texas, Alaska, etc. 👀
Now we just need to link up with Canada to create a weird map avocado with a 'Murican pit.
Add in Washington state.
It should be Canada and Mexico. Americans go in the sea and save this doomed world.
Listen, you just want to annex lake Michigan and take Chicago as a part of the bundle, I won’t argue. Because at this point I’m begging
please take all of Michigan. Please please please.
Best we can do is Yoop…
:(
Sorry, buddy…
As an American, I suppose I’m getting used to disappointment.
hugs
In fairness there’s a bunch of our homies left out. Maine, Vermont, Minnesota, NY, on and on. Leave America the scraps.
Maintenance Vermont and NY are all on the map as having been annexed. But also, I think realistically, California could probably sustain itself for a good long while. It might be better off as trade partners than as a province of Canada.
Ewwwwww, Canadians should stay up north and the US territories should be annexed by Mexico!
At a minimum they should get Tejas back.
does this mean the map on the top is over 18 and the map on the bottom is under 18?
stop using this piece of shit as a meme
Canada would then be more US than Canadian at that point. US + Canada should keep United States of America name. The question is then what to call the other country. Kingdom of Christ? The 1950s?
Hadn’t heard of that before. Thanks for the reference.
Gilead
“Gawd’s Cuntry”
Please take PA, please!!!
lol it’ll just be Philly surrounded by the Fascist Republic of Pennsyltucky, landlocked West Berlin style
(though I suppose Philly does at least have ocean access via the Delaware)