Yeah, I really hate the alternative facts era.
So what you’re really saying is that you love it?
This sounds far too poetic and distant when it needs to be specific and immediate.
Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.
Morons and Grifters Alliance.
Many Angry Gullible Assholes.
Manipulating America’s Gullible Assholes.
Make America Guilty Again.
Make America Go Away.And the one I wish would come true:
Make All Gropers Accountable
Yeah, manufacturing lies and bullshit
This is obviously due to Democrat fiddling with the numbers. Despite having very little to do with our active government, the evil influence of the Democrats remain! From planting evidence about Epstein, to infiltrating our Department of Labor to fake numbers, just to make Trump look bad.
Even though the swamp has been thoroughly drained and Mexico has finally finished paying to build the wall, there is still more work to do! We can’t rest until America’s numbers (which are already great) get even BETTER!
Anyone complaining about job shortages is obviously a millennial that only knows to to eat avocado toast. Now that the tariffs are in full swing and America’s factories are busy cranking out all kinds of goods instead of importing from China, anyone complaining about a tough economy or a job shortage is just a whiner. Get with it people! If you’re sick of winning, just wait until we start winning even more!
This is obviously due to Democrat fiddling with the numbers
Literally what they’re running with. The person ultimately responsible for those numbers was a Biden appointee and Trump didn’t like the result so she’s been fired under the excuse that those job loss number are “inaccurate”. Her replacement will of course make those numbers whatever best suits Trump rather than anything tethered to reality, but that’s what MAGA thinks truth is - whatever best polishes Trump’s knob.
Obviously, if you don’t like the statistics, the answer is to fire the statistician! /s
This was his thing during Covid. He seriously thought the only reason US covid numbers were so high was due to the testing. Stop testing, people stop getting covid.
It’s like a witch made a stupid gollum out of orange mayonnaise.
He’s like FDR, but reversed.
He’s more like a functional human, but reversed.
He meant a Manufacturing Consent Superpower.
“Make Age Gilded Again”.
So annoying when facts don’t care about your feelings
Ever since I removed my car’s flat tires things move so much faster. Specially other cars! Once flat, tires are just not good for your car. Get rid of them and you’ll be a happier person.
This is false as is fails to take account how glorious and great Trump is and how the economy is roaring. The traitor that wrote that headline is gonna be deported into an El Salvadoran prison camp. Thank you for attention to this matter.
Surely AI can fill those jobs. You can’t get injured on the job if you don’t have a body!
My America Grovels Awkwardly
It is like the emperor with no clothes knows he is naked and wants all the agencies to confirm he has a ten inch cock.
‘I think their numbers were wrong,’ Trump says after firing BLS head over jobs report
This article is a bit disturbing.
“Think,” eh?
I mean, they probably are, just not the direction he’s implying.
“Their” numbers just did not support your lies.
“Their’ is a pronoun. You’re woke and, therefore, wrong.
