The couch fucker is way less charismatic and has zero power in the maga base. If the Mango Hitler dies (hopefully after horrible suffering), they might implode, and that’s probably the best thing that could happen.
Edit: sorry about the 4 replies. Seems my instance is having issues and did something weird even though I just wrote one reply.
You might think so but that reasoning is based on logic and critical evaluation of people, which is obviously something MAGA doesn’t do or else they never would have ended up supporting a man like Trump in the first place. Vance isn’t any less charismatic than Trump’s “grab em by the pussy” self was in 2016. Which is to say that neither one has any charisma to speak of.
Then you’d get Speaker Mike Johnson, who bent the rules of time and space to declare that the entire year is just one day so they don’t have to confront Donald’s abuse of power, but they still get paid for the whole year. And also started the House’s vacation early so they didn’t have to vote on the release of files on Donald’s best friend. And has this weird thing where he apparently forces his son to get a notification whenever he’s watching porn. Says it’s for accountability or some shit, but could get around whatever system they’re using easily, so probably just turns him on.
Still-secret health issue?
Hopefully one that grants a slow (like 1 year slow) and awfully painful death?
Or maybe one that grants an extremely painful but relatively fast (like 1 month fast) death?
One can dream…
I don’t even care about punishment. I just want this fuckhead out of office so my country can begin trying to make SO MANY amends.
The problem here is, the president is automatically succeeded by the VP.
The couch fucker is way less charismatic and has zero power in the maga base. If the Mango Hitler dies (hopefully after horrible suffering), they might implode, and that’s probably the best thing that could happen.
Edit: sorry about the 4 replies. Seems my instance is having issues and did something weird even though I just wrote one reply.
You might think so but that reasoning is based on logic and critical evaluation of people, which is obviously something MAGA doesn’t do or else they never would have ended up supporting a man like Trump in the first place. Vance isn’t any less charismatic than Trump’s “grab em by the pussy” self was in 2016. Which is to say that neither one has any charisma to speak of.
Without the Führer, the movement will pretty much collapse.
Let’s hope so.
Trump has a heart attack while eating a hamberder and suffocates Vance under him
Then you’d get Speaker Mike Johnson, who bent the rules of time and space to declare that the entire year is just one day so they don’t have to confront Donald’s abuse of power, but they still get paid for the whole year. And also started the House’s vacation early so they didn’t have to vote on the release of files on Donald’s best friend. And has this weird thing where he apparently forces his son to get a notification whenever he’s watching porn. Says it’s for accountability or some shit, but could get around whatever system they’re using easily, so probably just turns him on.
Well. Let’s call that a stroke of fate.