Yeah, planted by his buddy Jeff after some pleasant correspondance
They do have a lot in common, I’m told
That didn’t happen.
“The files don’t exist.”And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
“It’s just full of Democrats.”And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
“Old news, move on already.”And if it is, that’s not my fault.
“Somebody planted my name in it.”And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
???And if I did, you deserved it.
???That last one is going to be a doozey.
“I thought the kids were all in college” or “I thought they were dolls”
Maybe instead of thirty dolls, this year Donald only gets two, but they cost a bit more.
We already know how the last one is gonna go. “If they didn’t want to get raped they shouldn’t be dressing so suggestively”
And if i did, it was in my official capacity as president, so I’m allowed to do it.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
???I tripped and my egg-shaped penis accidentally went into her vagina. 137 times.
Re last one … they wanted to be models and make money, and Epstein made it happen… so they deserved being abused?
Oooh, Oooh! Let me guess the last two!
Umm, something along the lines of “it was locker room talk.” As in, “any guy in my position would have done the same.”
And for the last one… “They were asking for it!” Like they don’t think of the children as children, think of them as non-humans who were begging to be-
Ugh, this bit is too gross to continue.
It always happens to the best people. I hate when the same happens to me
Don’t you just hate when you’re maliciously added to a giant scandal that you had nothing to do with? It’s always the ones that were perpetrated by a man that you knew for 15 years that described you as his only friend and that introduced you to your current wife.
Happens to me all the time too.
Any article that begins with “Trump says” isn’t worth reading.
Unfortunately, it is. Gotta find out who Trump is trying to fuck or kill so that we can make big enough of a stink to protect them.
I get your point, but, no.
Finding out who he’s planning on damaging is important. But an article that starts with “Trump says…” is already too conciliatory.
Every article reporting Trump’s insanity should be written appropriately: “In full damage-control mode Trump tries to pretend his name may have been planted in Epstein files.”
“Trump violates the constitution again, in claim that…”
“Despite ruling from superior court judge, Trump pushes ahead with illegal kidnappings.”
This is what the media needs to do, and every time they don’t, it’s a failure that doesn’t deserve our attention.
Yup.
I haven’t even watched Trump speak since, I dunno, maybe 2019. It was around that time I realized there was literally no value in listening to anything that comes out of his mouth, on any medium.
He’s a felon rapist thief traitor that must be stopped. Nothing else matters, certainly not anything he says.
Wait, the Epstein list that definitely doesn’t exist may have his name planted on it?
The goalposts have left the fucking stadium.
Oh, I remember the time when we still had goal posts to move around.
The goal posts have long since achieved escape velocity. At the beginning of this stage of the Epstein scandal, the goal posts were in stable low earth orbit. They are now at the L1 Lagrange point between the earth and moon.
Those goal posts move faster than Trump at a child beauty pageants change room.
Hi-oooooooo!
I bet he takes his time
Implying there are still goal posts
Also, the Epstein list that definitely doesn’t exist and may have had his name planted on it also says that Bill Clinton visited the island 28 times, and you can trust that number because he read it on the list which doesn’t exist and if it does exist you can’t trust what it says.
I never went to the island, and Bill Clinton went there supposedly 28 times
My brain hurts!
Donald Trump, probably: “Hey, who planted my dick in all these underage girls?”
…and boys?
Who believes this stupid bastard anymore
Stupid bastards.
Unfortunately not a rhetorical question.
I am taking this as the official admission by Donald Trump that his name is in fact in the Epstein files, planted or not.
I thought you said that there were no Jeffrey Epstein files, Mr Presidon’t. Which is it?
Just throwing out ideas until his dumb fuck supports find one believable enough to run with it.
I will take that as confirmation from Donald Trump that his name is on the list.
Pedophile.
Not planted. You disgusting Pedo POS.
Naturally.
Of course.
“We were ‘pals’ for fifteen years and no one thought to mention it until the deep state decided to retroactively add my name. Just like how the FBI never catalogues the associates of any other person under criminal investigation.”
