Tucker Carlson is a lizard person wearing a human skin. He should allow himself to be flayed on live TV to prove otherwise.
I fucking hate the rat, but this is when you gotta hit them with the ‘weird’
Tucker wants to bottom for ol Pete.
Is that because Tucker would know?
Fuchole Tucker has all the answers and knowledge on gay sex.
So based upon the principles of them always projecting, I guess this means Tucker Carlson is fake straight.
Shall we conclude that Pete turned down Tucker’s advances
Tucker was simply fake hitting on Pete to test if Pete was truly gay or not, obviously.
Tucker: Pete wouldn’t let me stuck his dick. Definitely not gay.
Tucker truly is a penetrative journalist.
Balls didn’t touch, thus not gay
Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.
just imagine his bowtie spinning whenever he gets ‘flustered’.
“This is the way.”
Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.
He should take it up the ass (again) for journalistic integrity. The last time was in Moscow.
Questions that only Tucker Carlson would know.
lmao
He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”
Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?
I’m curious how many questions one could have about gay sex. There’s oral, which his gender agnostic, and anal, which is also gender agnostic. Is Tuck Tuck trying to get advice on how to properly prep himself for butt stuff? Everything else is the same as hetero, just maybe more facial hair and you can’t stick it in the front side.
Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.
Enquiring minds want to know, Tucker wants to tuck into that.
I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.
Maybe they have him confused with Chris Tucker. I can see the resemblance.
Chris Tucker didn’t know who Chelsea Clinton was while Bill Clinton was president, and I would still choose his political advice over Tucker Carlson.
Ridiculous broadcaster. It matches.
Tucker Carlson makes Ruby Rhod look like Walter Cronkite.
There’s a man I would trust every day at 8pm.
I’d take Ruby Rod. He’s at least green.
Super green.
After he literally argued in court that no reasonable person would believe anything he says is true.
That segment would be really, really popular given how puritanical and misogynistic their core audience is. Lots of fan boys re-watching that segment in the dark after the wife goes to bed.
Please, Daddy Carlson, show us what you know about doing a gay sex on someone.
